It’s really more of a whistle than a beep

What’s not to love about Robert Duvall?  He’s a man’s man, but unlike Al Pacino, you get the sense that Robert Duvall would not be looking to screw you at every turn.  He’s got a great direct manor and a hell of a voice.  Tommy Lee Jones too.  Great voice.  Not that he would want to use it to speaks to the likes of you and me, but it is a good one.  And he seems like the decent sort, even if he is a reticent bastard.

Those two are the main reason why I like to watch “Lonesome Dove” which sounds more like a romance novel than a western.  They are good and good together, plus cattle drive!  So it was with some reluctance that I pulled myself away last night.  If I were going to get to bed early, as I intended to do, it would mean not watching all of “Lonesome Dove.”

So I crawled into bed and shut off the lights, only to be awoken an hour and a half later by some damn kid coming home and slamming doors and such.  It would have been fine had I been able to roll over and go back to sleep.  Not so, as I began to analyze and hypothesize and all sorts of things a person should not do near midnight.  In the end, melatonin is our friend and sleep was mine again.

Until 2:30, when the CO2 sensor started beeping.  Is there any more annoying sound in all of creation?  If there is, I know nothing about it.

Beep!  Beep!

Punch the button.

Beep!  Beep!

Right when you get back to sleep.  I looked, where else? in the cheese drawer for a 9 volt battery.  None.  Maybe if I punch the button again?

Beep!  Beep!

No dice.  Let me tell you friends, Ingles at 3:30 am is an interesting place.  Fortunately 9 volt batteries are right near the door.  If they had half a brain, they would mark those suckers up to $25 between midnight and 6 am.  I bought two, because I am not going back out again tonight.

2 Replies to “It’s really more of a whistle than a beep

  1. ours started beeping a couple weeks ago. in retaliation for this insolence, we gutted the little bastard and left its innards out on the kitchen counter as a totem to all the other mechanical devices in the house.

    1. Had I been able to remove it without damaging the surrounding drywall, I would have eviscerated the sucker.

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