When I got home I bugged

Screw all you Scrooge ass haters, let’s have some Holidays up in this.

When I am deep asleep on Friday morning, I want all my people out purchasing the following items for me:

A pair of BeatsPro type headphones from Beat by Dre.

64 gb iPad2 wi-fi edition in black

64 gb Motorola XOOM 2 wi-fi in black

(what? yes, I do need both)

Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8L II IS USM Telephoto Zoom Lens

A carton of Q-tips

Fila Classic Velour Men’s Track Suit, Size Large

Modern Classic Plywood Lounge Chair & Ottoman with Palisander Base & White Leather Uphostery

Tallman San Lucas Freeform Pool

28 pounds Vienna Roast Sumatra Manheling

12 count box of Altoids Ginger Mints

Feel free to substitute within this selection, because I know you know what I like. Besides, it’s the thought that counts. And the price. The more you spend, the more you love me.