Screw all you Scrooge ass haters, let’s have some Holidays up in this.
When I am deep asleep on Friday morning, I want all my people out purchasing the following items for me:
A pair of BeatsPro type headphones from Beat by Dre.
64 gb iPad2 wi-fi edition in black
64 gb Motorola XOOM 2 wi-fi in black
(what? yes, I do need both)
Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8L II IS USM Telephoto Zoom Lens
A carton of Q-tips
Fila Classic Velour Men’s Track Suit, Size Large
Modern Classic Plywood Lounge Chair & Ottoman with Palisander Base & White Leather Uphostery
Tallman San Lucas Freeform Pool
28 pounds Vienna Roast Sumatra Manheling
12 count box of Altoids Ginger Mints
Feel free to substitute within this selection, because I know you know what I like. Besides, it’s the thought that counts. And the price. The more you spend, the more you love me.