Best ending!!

There is a woman in Australia who thinks I am her nephew. She sends me animal pictures. People find animal pictures very cute. I’m not people quite so much. I do see what its so cute about animals, but I’m not moved to email pictures of them to people on other continents who I mistake to be my relations. I have told this woman that she has the wrong guy. She does not seem to know how to change the auto-complete. Until she figures that out, help yourself to some cute-ass animal shit.