Chewie here tells me you’re lookin’ for passage to the Alderaan system?

13 years? “Dancing with the Stars” has been on for 13 years? I’m not trying to sound all NPRish by saying that I have never seen an episode of this show. As far as I can remember, I have not seen a whole episode of “COPS” either, so I think this may as much about how little I watch TV as it does for how choosy I am about what I watch. (Dammit, that sentence came off as all NPR douchey too. That’s really not my point. My point is that I have so much other crap to do. Not that it is better crap, it’s just other crap.)

So, why do I know it is the 13 season on DWTS? (That’s a twitter thing, it means “Dancing With The Stars.” Being a blogger, I know these things.) I know it is the 13th season because that is how they refer to the cast of which Hope Solo is a member. (ie: “Hope Solo, a member of the cast for this 13th season of DWTS ….) I am aware of Hope Solo because she is a great athlete. And she is apparently related to Harrison Ford somehow.

But more on that later. The point is that I could actually be temped into watching DTWS by the thought of seeing a great athlete like Hope Solo perform. This is clearly a case for online streaming if I ever saw one. With great excitement, I have found that one can view Ms. Solo and her dance parter, Mr. Chemerovershreskie, on the internet dancing. While I will admit to being disappointed that this dance was a waltz and not a salsa, that the song was not a waltz but in fact a Dave Mathews song, and that Dave Matthews was not even singing the song but it was a cover, I still have great appreciation for the grace and strength of the daughter of a Federation hero.