It’s not polite to brag, is it? That would make the humble brag even worse because the person doing it knows that they should not be bragging and try to cover it up. Sort of like, I was embarrassed when the mortgage lady told me that my credit score was the highest she has ever seen. That is super wrong to say not only because it is bragging but it is bragging about a credit score, which is way less impressive that a chrome plated Desert Eagle.
The Desert Eagle, for the uninitiated, is the largest hand gun in regular production. The .50 caliber semi-automatic pistol is manufactured by the Israeli Military Industries for the IDF among other customers. It’s my guess that a half-inch wide opening at the end of a gun barrel is enough to make anyone reconsider a closely held belief. At least, that’s how it looked in Soldier of Fortune.
And a credit score has never appeared in a first person shooter. It probably would not impress too many people in the club to say I’m rolling with an 840 FICO. A .50 Mark XIX gets more attention, but it also winds up shooting you in the leg if you are wearing sweat pants. That makes two things Plaxico Burress has that I will never. Still, though, let’s see him try to re-fi into a 20 year Fixed Rate at 3.75 APR. Little bitch.