The posters at the urologist’s are very well designed. They will not make a man feel inadequate, yet they do not cross over into the cartoonish. Short of feeling inadequate, the one thing a man does not want to feel at the urologist is patronized by the posters. Or maybe among the things a man does not want to feel, because a man also does not want to feel cold KY jelly and latex.
I mean really, they have a thing that warms up the lather before they shave your neck at the barber. If Dr. Jellyfinger wants, I could stop by Sally Beauty Supply on the way and pick up one of those for the lube. People would be lining up for blocks to see the urologist then. Just like they do in Amsterdam. At least that is what I have been told goes on in Amsterdam.
You never can tell about those Northern Europeans. After all, they spend so much time in the dark that they may not even know anymore why they do what they do. It’s no wonder that all this great furniture is coming out of there. They got nothing better to do all day since it is cold and wet from September to May. Maybe that’s why they haven’t gotten around to designing a very nice lube warmer yet. Maybe they want the rest of us to feel the love.