Did everybody know that Mike Tyson is a vegan? Yes, he is a psychopathic rapist with a face tattoo, but he is also a vegan. He is also a member of the International Boxing Hall of Fame. There are Japanese, Thai, and even Swedish boxers in there. I’d assume not all of them were heavyweight fighters. They are probably not all vegans either. The Japanese dude is probably macrobiotic. That shit started in Japan.
But anyway, Iron Mike is in there probably because he was the greatest fighter ever. Yes, I too think Muhammad Ali is tons classier, but for speed, accuracy, power, and wing-nuttiness, you have to give the edge to Tyson. Plus his former brother-in-law was Chair of the Republican National Committee. Yes, indeedy. Michael Steele’s sister was married to Mike Tyson. Those had to be some interesting ass Thanksgiving dinners, don’t you think? Neither of them make a dern bit of sense when they talk, so there is no need to fire up the tee-vee for the Lions game. The entertainment is already on hand.
You have got to admit, though, this guy was bad: