So Earth Fare has this Mexican Coke (as in Coca-Cola not cocaine; however, since Coke gets its name from coke, I guess it is sort of the same thing. But anyway, Earth Fare has this Mexican Coke) which it stocks because it does not have any corn syrup in it. Earth Fare has made this whole thing about not having any HFCS in the store, and it’s cool that they have found some Coke that uses real sugar, but don’t you think it probably uses a lot of sugar? I mean, it is still Coke, right?
The whole “coming from Mexico” thing is pretty cool too. I wonder if they get some Jerry Reid look alike to drive the truck. You can’t get Jerry himself to do it because he is dead. Yes, it is a tragedy. Also, who is running point for this shipment? I think Burt Reynolds and Sally Field are a bit beyond their contraband-running halflife at this point. Maybe Drew Barrymore could play the Sally Field part and Matthew McConnehay could play the Jerry Reid part.
That just leaves the Burt Reynolds part for whom I would suggest … wait for it … Chis Rock. That’s a bold move I know, but I think it would work out tremendously. As long as McConneghay keeps his shirt off, we’re going to make money. Just imagine, 36 hours, three people, a load of HFCS-free Coke from Oaxaca to Berkley. It’s going to be awesome.
But who’s going to play Buford T. Justice?