I had a radical though: move the vinca. Vinca is a plant. In our garden. Ok, yard. No, wait. Hell no. It’s a garden now with all the work we have put in it. Screw you guys, it’s a garden. And there is vinca in it, which you might also know as periwinkle but periwinkle is a kind of sissy sounding name. Vinca sounds more manly, because it sounds Latin and everyone knows that Latin is very manly. Gladiators and all. Manly.
So anyway, I am thinking that we might want to move the vinca. It’s taking up space up top, and we used to need it to take that space. Now though, we have a lot of bushes starting to mature. To come into their own, if you will. The vinca has served a useful purpose, but it may be that time has come for it to move along. Maybe to the back of the house. Back there with the pachysandra and the tulips. Anything to cut down on the mowing, babies.