The Woot is now in Irving. Irving is not a person, of course, Irving is a town. Maybe a city even. All I know about Irving is that it was the location of Texas Stadium where the Dallas Cowboys played. Texas Stadium was on the opening credits of Dallas, the TV Show. Dallas came on after the Dukes of Hazzard, and it’s theme song signaled a great time to go cook up a frozen pizza or velveeta sandwich. Two slices of white bread, velveeta, and two minutes in a microwave give you a velveeta sandwich. I would not feed that crap to Tallulah if her belly were distended with malnourishment.
Ok, maybe I would if that was all we had but I’d like to think that I could use my Woot to find something more nutritious than a velveeta sandwich. The Woot has a 10.1 inch screen, 250gb of storage, 802.11 wireless connectivity, a webcam, and a card reader slot. That’s all I need really. Just a solid, reliable, portable way to travel down the information super whatever. Like a Tony Dorsett of the digital age.